I do not fear your pen.
Let's spread some knowledge!
I'm known as Alan. It's my real name. I do stuff like audio drama, classic Bob-Newhart style therapy, and live in the greatest city in the world (up for debate, I know, but hey). Yet, I'm not sure I've ever been in better company than this right here.
My weakness is buttercream icing, but I've done without it for t-minus two days now. Or has it been three?