Monday, October 13, 2008

Dirty Sayings that Aren't

Let's try to come up with a ginormous list of things that sound dirty, but aren't.

Like:

Buttering the Muffin
Grooming the Poodle
Bruising the Banana

GO!

26 comments:

The Neighbor said...

Glazing the Donut

A Shade Of Scorpio said...

Basting the Bird

Stuffing the hole (in cooking)

The Neighbor said...

Spiking the Football

Alan said...

Vacuum the Carpet

Beating Around the Bush

Parting the Red Sea

Ringing the Alarm

Spelunking

Alan said...

Coming to Terms

Alan said...

Flicking Your Bic

The Lap of Luxury

Lil' Ned's Excellent Adventure

Alan said...

A Blow to the Head

Alan said...

Reporting to the Dugout

Alan said...

Tickling Your Fancy

The Neighbor said...

Springing the Trap

Spelunking

Splitting the Uprights

Tasting the rainbow (thank you skittles) - I heard a joke once about gay drive-bys - they haul ass up to you in a baby blue Miata and throw skittles and yell "Taste the Rainbow, bitches!"

Delivering the Package

Alan said...

Sliding into Home

Cornering the Market

Upsetting the Applecart

Alan said...

I just heard on my Pop station that the Miata is in the top 10 cars that gay people drive. How funny is that. I'm guessing it's true.

Oh, and I used Spelunking. So now you must obey a single command that I will issue to you at a time of my choosing.

The Neighbor said...

Nice rules, hope you enjoy those.

:P

Alan said...

lol

Kneel! Kneel before Zod!

Alan said...

Oh! That's one!

Kneeling Before Zod

The Neighbor said...

Unlimited Free Refills

Alan said...

LOL!!!

Up and Running

Alan said...

I love these!!

Know what? I think Lil' Al is going to get a new name. "Zod"

(Not that I used to call it Lil' Al...)

The Neighbor said...

Zod is an awesome name.

A Shade Of Scorpio said...

you guys seriously got your Masters in this one, didn't you!

I did like Coming to Terms and Unlimited Free Refills though...

Alan said...

Zod loves Unlimited Free Refills.

Oh I can't wait to use mine!

"Kneel. Kneel before Zod." with the deep English accent of Terence Stamp.

The Neighbor said...

I came up with Unlimited Free Refills when my female boss was having her eggs frozen - long story. But my take was - if you want a baby, you can just go to a local club and take a roofie and you'll have a baby before you know it.

But then I was like - shit - there's a bunch of guys who would do it just for the sex.

And then I decided to start a std service, and then I came up with the slogan. Unlimited Free Refills.

:)

I'm hilarious.

Alan said...

You are hilarious.

You're more than that.

You're FABULOUS.

Natty said...

All You Can Eat

Natty said...

Coming Of Age

Natty said...

Kumquat dirty lil fruit :)