You are born into your family, but you choose your Tribe.
Glazing the Donut
Basting the BirdStuffing the hole (in cooking)
Spiking the Football
Vacuum the CarpetBeating Around the BushParting the Red SeaRinging the AlarmSpelunking
Coming to Terms
Flicking Your BicThe Lap of LuxuryLil' Ned's Excellent Adventure
A Blow to the Head
Reporting to the Dugout
Tickling Your Fancy
Springing the TrapSpelunkingSplitting the UprightsTasting the rainbow (thank you skittles) - I heard a joke once about gay drive-bys - they haul ass up to you in a baby blue Miata and throw skittles and yell "Taste the Rainbow, bitches!"Delivering the Package
Sliding into HomeCornering the MarketUpsetting the Applecart
I just heard on my Pop station that the Miata is in the top 10 cars that gay people drive. How funny is that. I'm guessing it's true.Oh, and I used Spelunking. So now you must obey a single command that I will issue to you at a time of my choosing.
Nice rules, hope you enjoy those.:P
lolKneel! Kneel before Zod!
Oh! That's one!Kneeling Before Zod
Unlimited Free Refills
LOL!!!Up and Running
I love these!!Know what? I think Lil' Al is going to get a new name. "Zod"(Not that I used to call it Lil' Al...)
Zod is an awesome name.
you guys seriously got your Masters in this one, didn't you! I did like Coming to Terms and Unlimited Free Refills though...
Zod loves Unlimited Free Refills.Oh I can't wait to use mine!"Kneel. Kneel before Zod." with the deep English accent of Terence Stamp.
I came up with Unlimited Free Refills when my female boss was having her eggs frozen - long story. But my take was - if you want a baby, you can just go to a local club and take a roofie and you'll have a baby before you know it. But then I was like - shit - there's a bunch of guys who would do it just for the sex. And then I decided to start a std service, and then I came up with the slogan. Unlimited Free Refills.:)I'm hilarious.
You are hilarious.You're more than that.You're FABULOUS.
All You Can Eat
Coming Of Age
Kumquat dirty lil fruit :)
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